i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.
if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
I find this so incredibly beautiful and real
People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.